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swine flu

1. The media's half-baked idea to cause the world to enter a state of complete pandemonium as a result of a lack of natural disasters (e.g. Red River flooding) to increase viewership or readership.

2. The government's plot to seek an alternative route to curing our economical situation by creating unnecessary drama in the field of pandemics that will supposedly spark a large creation of jobs in the cleaning product industry, and a trillion dollar profit margin, thanks in part to our gullibility as humans.

3. The hysterical hockey/soccer moms' excuse for contributing to the closing down of schools across the country, while students come into contact with one another more often outside of school than in school. Don't tell me kids are more susceptible to dying or being harmed from the swine flu as opposed to choking on a hot dog, getting hit in the head with a baseball, or falling off of a trampoline.

4. A future Michael Moore documentary that will be renamed "Pandemic Pandemonium".

5. A pandemic that will surely result in the mass hatred, execution, and genocide of pigs throughout the world.

"Oh, dear, Bob, you're experiencing a severe case of hysteria. That's a symptom! You better get yourself checked in!"

"Oh my, Bob, you look awfully run down. Are you sure you're alright?" *presses hands to cheeks* "SWINE FLU! EVERYBODY RUN!"

"Bob! They're evacuating the country to Mexico! Everyone's fleeing! This is not a drill! THIS IS A PANDEMIC!" *tornado siren* "Should I tell him that's where it originated? Nah..."

by mariahneu May 2, 2009

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Dat Swine

General term for illness or overall negative quality of health. Derived from the question "Hey man, you got dat Swine Flu?"

Person 1: Hey, why isn't Mikey in school today?
Person 2: He's got Dat Swine.

by TheCDawg September 21, 2009


swine on a sign

Similar to a Cop in a Box, Swine on a sign is a police radar gun attached to a speed limit sign

Slammed on my damn brakes when I saw that Swine on a Sign catching me flyin

by Discoinsterno April 18, 2018


De-swining

The act disinfecting (or otherwise decontaminating)areas that are possibly infected with the swine flu (aka H1N1)... or to disifect areas that have NEVER been exposed to swine flu, but are sanitied anyway as a precautionary effort.

Office Guy : "What is Allison doing??"

Office Girl: "Oh, nothing really, she is just de-swining the copier... and everything else in the office because she is stressin' over this swine flu pandemic!"

by ThatGirlFromTheOffice April 30, 2009


Swine flu

See bullshit

"Dude I think I got Swine Flu"

by MrStephenCocking August 6, 2009

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Hipster Swine

A term used to refer to ray-ban wearing, money shitting, bicycle riding, pretentious gentrifiers who's teenage angst has carried on well into adulthood.

A: Look at all the hipster swine at this bar.

by Y.T. Honks. November 23, 2010

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Swine Vocals

The vocal effect produced by a person that sounds like a pig squealing or the noise a pig makes when snorging. This style of screaming is popular in Metal.

Used in a sentence.....

"Those swine vocals were fucking brutal!"

Listen to the song All Roads Lead to Hell by Hester Prynne on youtube to hear some Swine Vocals
The Swine starts around 0:28

by SwineFLUpandemic November 10, 2009

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