swipe test

verb.
The act of swiping one's finger(s) across the lips of a moistened vagina during a sexual encounter, when intercourse or cunnilingus is imminent, then embracing the woman in a passionate hug whereby one can pass the moistened fingers by one's nose and ascertain the freshness of said vagina.

I was about to go down on this chick but thank Baby Jesus that I did the swipe test first cuz that shit smelled like a dead mackerel.

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southmayne swipe

To steal something; as would be likely to occur in and around a certain street in a certain town of Basildon.

"I southmayne swiped Tom's car"

"I southmayned a slice of that pizza"

get swiped

To roast and or to steal from a person

Emily only eats buttered noodles get swiped!

clean swipe

The blessed occasion when you drop a deuce and there is no wiping required.

"This day keeps getting better and better...i won the lottery, got laid, smoked a reefer and to top it all off i took a shit and it was a clean swipe!"

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swipe left

(verb) to find unattractive : being unwilling to bang even as a random hook up

- Would you hit that?

- No way, I'd swipe left.

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swipe click

When you accidentally click on a link after swiping your screen. It usually turns out to be an ad for a product, service or news story that you have no interest in.

Dammit!! Third time I've been swipe clicked to ElectJeb.com....(facepalms)

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Chocolate Swipe

A skid Mark left on a pull out bed
or
Thin Long poop smear on any type of pull out or portable bed. Ex. Trundle, Blow up

My homeboy Ned slept over and left the dirtiest Chocolate swipe on my trundle
Woke up this morning and realized I chocolate swiped my blow up mattress