swipe test

verb.
The act of swiping one's finger(s) across the lips of a moistened vagina during a sexual encounter, when intercourse or cunnilingus is imminent, then embracing the woman in a passionate hug whereby one can pass the moistened fingers by one's nose and ascertain the freshness of said vagina.

I was about to go down on this chick but thank Baby Jesus that I did the swipe test first cuz that shit smelled like a dead mackerel.

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southmayne swipe

To steal something; as would be likely to occur in and around a certain street in a certain town of Basildon.

"I southmayne swiped Tom's car"

"I southmayned a slice of that pizza"

get swiped

To roast and or to steal from a person

Emily only eats buttered noodles get swiped!

clean swipe

The blessed occasion when you drop a deuce and there is no wiping required.

"This day keeps getting better and better...i won the lottery, got laid, smoked a reefer and to top it all off i took a shit and it was a clean swipe!"

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swipe left

(verb) to find unattractive : being unwilling to bang even as a random hook up

- Would you hit that?

- No way, I'd swipe left.

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swipe click

When you accidentally click on a link after swiping your screen. It usually turns out to be an ad for a product, service or news story that you have no interest in.

Dammit!! Third time I've been swipe clicked to ElectJeb.com....(facepalms)

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Kunk Swipe

When your girl fingers her kunk filled pussy and swipes the discharge on your lips. Mustache swipes cause a lingering impact.

Rachel got pissed at me last night cause I wouldn't give her the D with her yeast infection so she kunk swiped me. I can't get the smell off.