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Baseball lost its title of the great American pastime when the internet was invented
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v. to shorten the lifespan of a computer significantly by viewing excessive amounts of pornography. Very similar to catching a STD but for your computer. Making it extremely complicated and frustrating to stream music, movies or any website.
enducing your computer into a pornographic "coma"
bro 1: "Dude did you jump on the computer and watch the new episode of Tim and Eric?"
bro 2: " I would thoroughly enjoy that but I've porned my computer to death
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Porn: I was skipping down a hallway during the break time at my school. Closing my eyes, skipping into class. Crash! I ran into Levi Faten (aka the cutest guy in the whole high school). We vote crashed on to the ground. I accidentally grabbed his large penis.I blushed and noticed right away that he had his hand on my breast. He immediately jerked his hands out of the way and so did I. We both stood up and I said "Erm.." very quitley. We both were blushing so bad. It was so awkward..we eventually just walked our different ways. I sat at my desk in the classroom. I slowly started to daydream about Levi. I thought in my head "Levi and Kiley..." After class I went to my locker. I found a note that said meet me at 497 Sakaj Lane. After school I went to the place and found a luxurious mansion. I saw Levi standing at the door. "Welcome Kiley" he said in a sly voice. We both went inside and Levi leaded me to the sixth floor. He went into a bedroom with a huge bed and a large bathroom. He went into the bathroom and came out carrying a small 7 inch box. I read the word condom. I was surprised and I knew immediately what he was doing. I slipped off my clothes and he took off his. He said "doggy style?" I said "Yes" I got on my hands and knees. He slipped on the condom. He slowly inserted his penis in my vigina. "Mmm! Aaaahh!" He was going slow and it started to get calmer. "You ready?" "Fuck me daddy!" He went so fast and hard. "AHHHHH! FUCK ME! HARDER HARDER!"
He went so hard,fast and smooth. There was cum everywhere. Blowjobs, scissoring, anal, and more happened. That's some porn
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Stimulating content involving nudity. It is a major enterprise on the internet nowadays and is growing every day.
To celebrate yet another lonely night, he bought a porn magazine.
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The cure to a single person(s) depression
Oh thank you God for the porn on the internet
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Short for popcorn; a delicious yellowy food usually eaten at movies or home.
I watched a hardcore movie last night and man, that porn was delicious.
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