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A name given to a total hunk who loves sex.
"He's such an avocado man"
"He can be my Mr avocado man"
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a new item selling at the fast food restaurant 'del taco'
pronounced: "freesh ava-ca-dew"
vine by: gasoleen
"come to del taco, they've got a new thing called, fresha, fresh avocado! fresh avocado!"
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A friendly game between close peers where contestants compete to shove as many avocados as they can into their ass holes. It is said by many that this game results in many cases of intense anal gaping ability. For those who enjoy anal, this game suits them very well and is the ideal tactic for making "anal diameter gains."
"I played the avocado game with Logan and Parsa. Logan shoved 11 up his ass and Parsa shoved 11 too. I fuckin lost!"
"Sucks for you bro, I feel your pain."
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when you can’t retire because all you did in your 20’s was splurge on avocado and bread (+ toa$ter) bc you didn’t realize you could have been rich if you hadn’t squandered all your earnings on such lavish breakfast loke a spoiled idiot)
literal meaning: toast w/ avocado on it on it
ARI: let’s go out tonight
MIRI: i can’t. i need to save money for breakfast tomorrow, sorry
ARI: avocado toast?
MIRI: yep
ARI: you’ll pay for this the reat of your life.
MIRI: seems worth it. i’m hungry
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when u squish together an avocado then proceed to pee in a blender.Then put the mashed avocado inside blend it together and eat it through a tube.
Person 1: "Man i love your moms avocado juice!"
Person 2: "My moms dead."
Person 1: "Well that doesn't stop me."
Avocado Day is celebrated every Friday in honor of National Avocado Day.
Kolly 2.0: Happy Avocado Day!
Loly: Yay! *Does the Canyon Dance”
The act of eating food and crying as a result of it, usually either from mass amounts or repeated amounts of the same food. The act of doing so makes one resemble Nikocado Avocado
Friend 1: "Hey bro, you good?"
Friend 2: "Hell no bro, I just ate so much ramen and did a Nikocado Avocado"
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