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It's when your girl has a bad case of hemoroids (beets) and can't have sex for a few days/weeks so you she sits down on a bucket of boiling water and vinegar and gives you a blow job. The boiling water and vinegar helps alleviate the pain of the hemoroids.
This technique was first practiced in the bedrooms of the beet farms in Bancroft, Ontario. Women worked hard in the fields sitting in the moist or dry dirt all day and hemoroids became a constant affliction. Their men came out of the fields hot and horny and wanting some loving which the women couldn't perform due to the hemoroids. In the 40's and 50's there was no hemoroid medications on the open market so women squatted over buckets of boiling water and vinegar to shrink their problems away. Thus came the idea of satisfying their men by performing fellatio while sitting on their buckets.
Earl got finished working a hard day in fields and Irma had a bad case of the hems so she performed the old "Bancroft Beet Farm" on him.
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From Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with beets
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Beets of Burden Burger, you should try it!"
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The vegetarian version of beat your meat or to jack off, masturbate, or pleasure yourself.
Matt: Dude, I got major blue balls, girl turned out to be a carnivore.
Ian: No worries man, treat your beet!
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When corrective action is needed without violence, a peeled beet is used to place a red mark in the ass crack.
If you make her mad because you aren’t doing your job, she will beet your ass so you don’t forget!
another word for a Volkswagen Beetle
"Damn did you see that beet dog drive by?"
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A manipulative woman. Not necessarily a gold-digger , per se, but one seeking control over a man and his situation.
A jealous woman who gains control over her man, particularly by driving away his friends and acquaintances by casting false suspicion on them.
That beet whore just drug him away from the party early.
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Bears, Beets, battlestar galactica
Jim: Fact, bears eat beets
Dwight: *sigh* no-
Jim: Bears, Beets, battlestar galactica
Dwight: wait What are you doing, this isnt funny.
Jim: *puts down a bobble head of himself*
Dwight: Identity theft is not a joke Jim! Millions families suffer ever year!!!
Jim: Michael!!
Dwight: Haha very funny... MICHAEL MICHAEL!!
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