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A book, containing only sheets of LSD
And the lord said let the Bible hold the answers
Another mediocre science fiction novel.
The Bible comes in handy when you have run out of
a.) Toilet paper
b.) Kindling
c.) Spitball ammunition
d.) Coffee filters
e.) Paper towels
f.) Diapers
g.) Maxi pads
h.) A surface from which to snort your cocaine
...Among other things.
A book of fairy tales that religous fanatics use as an excuse to breed hate.
Gay marriage and drugs are amoral and therefore wrong according to The Bible so ill have my senator make them illegal. FUCK THIS BOOK!
Verb, to make up parts of the bible to prove a point.
Person 1: I don't like bacon
Person 2: but God said, "…and thou shalt eat bacon"
Person 1: I guess bacon is good
Person 2: I just bibled your ass.
according to sir mixalot in the edited version of 'baby got back' it means butt. it can be pretty funny in religion class - 'oh wow mrs kennedy sure has a big bible'
oh my GOSH becy look at her BIBLE....
a code word for a pipe to smoke out of
Do you have your bible? I got the weed!
A completely ficticious piece of work.
They should put a textbook disclaimer sticker on the bible.