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To really fuck somebody up. F/ Blackus Americanus Alley Mechanicosus (Have you ever seen someone try to get old brakes off of a vehicle? Then you understand the term)
Damn!! He beat the brakes off that fool. Oh well
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Stepping on the brake and the gas at the same time, often causing the rear of the car to swerve, and usually generating a spray of dust and debris.
This can be done to show off; or it can be used as a form of road rage if done while someone is tailgating.
"While coming home from work, some knuckle head pulled a German brake on me. Don't know what his problem was. Not like I was tailgating him or anything."
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A stick,brick,or another you put under your back tire of car/truck to substitute for normal brakes.
Redneck 1: Well there i was, that big sumbitch truck came right at me.
Cop: And this Truck had no driver?
Redneck 1: Nope
Cop:(to redneck 2) Sir get your brakes fix
Redneck 2: Well Hell i had em bastards on musta snapped or come loose.
Cop: take it to the shop.
Redneck 2: Hell Where are my Brakes?
Redneck 3: here they are
cop: what the fuck that's a 2-by-4.
Redneck 2: Yep em "Redneck Brakes" .
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A condition where you frequently tap or step on your brakes when you don't need to. Most brake happy people are senior citizens or people that are terrified of or intrigued by everything on the road. Being stuck behind a brake happy person makes you seriously consider driving off of a cliff.
Duder 1: "What the fuck? Why is he braking? There is no one in front of him and this lane doesn't end for another mile."
Duder 2: "It's probably because there's an abandoned tire on the side of the road up there too. He's such a brake happy puss."
Duder 1: "Damn people like this should just ride the bus."
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A Type of weapon attachment that redirects propellant gases to counter recoil and unwanted muzzle rise to help with accuracy while shooting
The muzzle brakers I bought were pretty helpful by decreasing the recoil of my weapon and helping me aim better.
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Any living thing having sex with another.
I saw 2 cats outside doing the brakes
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Combination of "braking" (i.e., related to a car's brakes) and "breaking in period," describing the time it takes to adjust your foot to the sensitivity of the brakes of a car that you don't regularly drive, such as a friend's car, your spouse's car, or a rental car. At first, the brakes are either too sensitive, which causes you to slam down the breaks and jerk to a stop, or, too firm and require you to push down harder with your foot than you are used to.
I hope I get over the braking in period soon because I'm driving like a 9 year old right now.