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The phenomenon that occurs when an individual watches too much Fox News. Said individual becomes grumpy, paranoid, fearful, and only speaks in nonsensical sound bites. Can be contagious.
"What's wrong with Dad?"
"He's been watching Bill O'Reilly for days so the Fox News Dementia has set in."
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A form of long-term delusion resulting from watching too much Fox News.
Timmy was showing signs of Rupert's Dementia (RD) when he accused president Obama of being "just like Hitler."
SOO drunk to the point you have serious cognitive disorder.
Joe Hollywood is the Queen of Drunk til Dementia!
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That dumbass president (Joe Biden has dementia). He can't distinguish a tornado from a hurricane. He also can't tell which parent you lost (if you lost any). So it is Camel Toe Harris and Nasty Pelosi who is trying to destroy America.
Joe Biden has dementia
This is proof that Joe Biden has dementia, "So, you go ahead and stack spaghetti sauce at a store and a supermarket. You control the guy or the woman who runs the … or brings out the carts on a forklift. What happened?"
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The condition brought on as your teenager discovers they know everything and you know nothing. The only known cure is living long enough to prove them wrong.
It's a wonder I can manage to operate a door knob seeing as how I suffer from teenager's parent onset dementia.
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When you are old enough to remember events that happened 10-15 years ago but can't quite remember the exact details of the story. This is usually solved by asking others who were present to fill in the details. This type of dementia can be caused by several factors including drinking, having too many experiences, or by simply not choosing to remember your horrible past.
I can't believe I was actually at a Spin-Doctors concert. Many thanks to my Middle-aged Onset Dementia for helping me not remember that part of my life.
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The ultimate Mary Sue character, created by Tara Gilesbie in the fanic My Immortal. Supposedly vampire and a wizard and a "goff", Ebony embarks on many an adventure with her boyfriend Draco and her friends Harry (called Vampire), Ron (called Diabolo), Willow, Voldemort (called Satan), and Hermione (called B'loody Mary Smith). Ebony apparently spells her name several different ways, including Enoby, Ibony, Egogy, Inoby, and Tara.
My name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way (not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was cuz he is a f**king hottie!)
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