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The act of a well endowed male by placing his own penis his anus for safe keeping and or pleasure.
Did you see Deshauns San Francisco horseshoe fall out at lunch? How could I miss it ? It was like he was straddling a pool noodle ,it almost broke my foot .
The Secular Horseshoe Theory is a theory that states that anti-theists (including new atheists, militant atheists, atheist extremists and atheist zealots) and religious fundamentalists are the same, and that share similar characteristics and similar behavior.
The Secular Horseshoe Theory can be proved by seeing how anti-theists and religious fundamentalists behave between themselves.
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another painful kick thats funny as hell to watch.
its when you grab a mans nuts and shove them up his ass. then after that you go behind him and dropkick him.
max: why is dave crying so much?
james: i gave him a inverted horseshoe kick.
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When a guy has these, its pretty cool. They are just nice nips!
Girl: "Whoa check out that guy's horseshoe nipples!"
Other Girl: "Yea, i would love to play a game of horseshoes with those!"
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The greatest fucking band to come out of Flint Michigan. Mostly a classic rock party band but they also do quite a bit of alternative music. They mostly do Clapton, Lynyrd Skynyrd, and other great 70's stuff.
Dude, Jake, the guitarist from Horseshoes & Hand Grenades, Justin the drummer, and Nolan the bassist make a kick-ass team!
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To be extremely lucky, either by escaping an otherwise gruesome fate, or by living an easy life.
"Horseshoe up his ass" has the same meaning for a man.
If Paris Hilton didn't have a horseshoe up her ass, she'd be just another crackwhore on Skid Row.
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An otherwise hairless woman who, when naked, reveals a large path of hair from top of the ass crack, up through the front of the crotch, ending in a gigantic bush.
Steve: that woman is beautiful.
Mike: Not even. Look at that horseshoe wrap with a triangle tap. DISGUSTING.
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