Between shit and syphilis

where you find sympathy in the dictionary

I was looking for sympathy and was told to look between shit and syphilis in the dictionary.

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between the buried and me

An awesome-ass band with some awesome-ass songs such as Alaska, All Bodies, Aspirations, Ad a Dglgmut, and Mordecai.

Between The Buried And Me kicks ass. Rock the fuck on!!

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Check Between the Couch

Literally every single father's response when you lose the TV remote.

Child: "Dad, I don't know where the remote is."
Father: "Check between the couch."

between a rock and a hard-on

A situation in which you have to choose between your best friend or getting some action.

A: There's this chick and I know she really wants my dick.
B: All right, man!
A: Problem is, she's dating one of my best friends
B: Damn, sounds like you're between a rock and a hard-on.

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Between The Buried and Me

Sex For Your Ears.

Dude1: Yesterday i was listening to between the buried and me and..

Dude2: you tell me this everyday You jizzed during ants of the sky!

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between the buried and me

best band ever. ever.

Ad a Dglgmut is the best song ever. by the best band ever - btbam.

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sex between the bushes

The Clinton Administration.

Bill Clinton's sexual escapades between the two Bush Administrations.

Sex Between the Bushes was a prosperous time...no Cold War, no War on Terror, and a booming economy and technological industry..

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