Joke

There are people who go as far as to think you're egotistical and not just uptight if you don't laugh at their joke. They literally think if you don't think everything they think is funny is just as funny, that you don't know how to live. There are people who like golf, and there are people who think golf is bullshit.

There are people who will never laugh at the joke you just told, they have their reasons. You don't have to see how or why they think the way they do.

Jokes

A teacher asked her class...
"What is sex?"
Johnny got up and said :

*sex is a *temptation*
Caused by a *sensation*
Where a boy sticks his *location*
Into a girls *destination*
to increase the *population*
Of the next *generation*
Did you get my *explanation?*

Or do you need a

*demonstration*?
The teacher fainted.

these jokes are funny and freaky

</joke>

Used on message boards (forums). If someone doesn't get that your post is a joke, follow up the post with </joke>.

Me: Arn't you smart.
Other Person: Really?
Me: </joke>

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Joking

something only men are able to pull off.

example 1: Women's rights

example 2: I wasn't joking when I told her she looked like a HORse.

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Joke

The only thing that's never taken seriously or even brought up 24/7 and is only funny when seen

I'm talking about you "schools."
trying to make life bland without jokes

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joke

Did you hear about the two peanuts walking down an alley...

One was a salted...


:)

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joke

A funny phrase or object that makes you laugh your ass off

*example of joke*
What new spell did Harry Potter learn after he beat his sex addiction?

Answer: the dry spell

XD

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