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An imaginary place where children go when they don't want to grow up.
Not to be confused with NeverLand, which is located at Michael Jackson's place.
Wendy went to NeverNever Land and din't have to pay taxes.
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Made from 1951, it is every Arab teenager's wet dream. Owning a land cruiser is not just owning a truck with 8 seats, or a 4x4 with a pimped-up body. It is much more than that. This car is built to last anything, no wonder why ISIS uses them. Collisions? got em. Explosions? got em. Nukes?, ehh, not yet tried but if its a land cruiser, you know it can survive it.
"If you want to go out to the outback, go in a Range Rover, if you want to return, go in a Land Cruiser"
-Every intellectual Australian
A true beast, it has Jeeps for breakfast, Nissan Patrols for Lunch, and Range Rovers for dinner, not to mention Ford Expeditions for dessert.
Person #1: "Yo, I just got a Land Cruiser!, can't wait to take this baby out for a run"
Person #2: "Are you retarded?, Jeeps and Range Rovers can beat its ass!"
Person #1: "*Shows montage of Land cruisers being blown up and still surviving without a scratch*"
Person #2: "You know what, ima be back, gonna sell my Jeep to get a Land Cruiser."
An australian slang word meaning "to go to sleep" or "dreaming"
"Mate I'm tired, I'm off to noddy land"
"Get the couch ready cuz if I'm having custard with that Christmas pud, I'll be in noddy land by 2"
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when corrupt politicians abuse eminent domain powers to seize property for greedy corporate developers
Back in the late 80's George W Bush was part owner of the Texas Rangers baseball team. He used his dads political connections to land-jack several properties and build a new ballpark all at tax-payer expense. Bush made about $15 million dollars in profit from this.
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A butter landing is a very smooth landing where you flare up at least 20 degrees and then smoothly put the nose down.
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Your weed happy place. If you’re in Yodie land you’re probably tweaking off that good za. Yodie land is a term created by the youtuber “damianluck925”, otherwise known as “fulcrum”
Yo gang I’m in Yodie land right now bro
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being in a situation, especially one of a social nature, that is difficult and seemingly impossible to get out of.
Holly: "Damn, this party is lame. I so wanna leave here like right now, but I don't wanna be rude to Kristin either, she's still a great friend. Ugghhhh.... I just KNEW we should have planned an exit strategy, huh?"
Jenn: "For sure, especially since the bash that Terri's having would be WAY more off the chimney no doubt. It sure sucks to be land-locked like this!"
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