Womb wedgie

Another word for PERIOD PAINS.

Friend 1: "Hey, are you okay?"
Friend 2: "No, it's my time of the month. I've got a huge womb wedgie. It hurts."

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Womb Penetrator

The act of Penetrating a womens vagina so far that it enters the womb, vey unnatural...

First Guy : "Yo you have fun that chick last night?"
Second Guy : I gave her my patented Womb Penetrator"

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laxin' in the womb

A person who has played lacrosse since childbirth, or for a very long time. A pun off the saying "laxin' in the D" a person who has laxed in the womb is very skilled.

Paul: "Dude, Teddy is so good at lax."
Jon: "Yeah, he must have been laxin' in the womb"

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Womb Kitten

A commonly held campaign to rebrand humans as too cute to abort and proclaim the ethical supremacy of humans.

Super Depressed Toni: "Biljard, I cant have this baby, im not ready for it."

Clear Thinking Biljard: "Your going to destroy your womb kitten? how dare you! You should reconsider destroying such a wonderful thing."

Suddenly Happy Toni: "You know what? Your right. Im going to have this baby."

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womb time

the 9 months that you spend in your mothers womb. so if your are 3 months past your birthday you are already a year older if you count womb time.

I'm already 21, If you count womb time

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Womb Donor

She never bonded, nurtured or loved her son. She provided her womb.

"I gave birth to you." The only sentence she said to her hurting child. Definition of a womb donor.

womb snake

Slang for: penis, dick or cock!

Not to be confused with: choad, wang or dong!

Man I pulled out my womb snake and gave them the business!!