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An arrogant, dickhead, stuck up liberal from New England.
fuckthesouth dot com was made by the typical Yankee I describe above. Southerners are the only true Americans. We're laid back, friendly, and we don't give a shit about politics. And we don't like our hard earned money to be thrown away to crack addicts. The only reason we don't like Yankees, is because their rude. Also, The South is the most visited place in the USA. Not up there in New England. (Louisiana is the 2nd most visited state by tourists, and Florida is 3rd. Look it up sometime.)
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Baseball team from NY. They have "won" 26 rings, but they still suck. They didn't win them. They bought them. Brian Cashman and the organization do their best to buy every slugger/steroid-user on the market. But even with all those sluggers, they lack team chemistry. And a decent pitching staff.
As for the fans, they are the worst types of fans in any sport (Cowboys fans close at 2nd). They're the team bandwagoners love to cheer for (especially because NY has so much money). They are very egotistical, stupid, and classless. The only things they can say are:
"GO YANKEES"
"Red Sox suck"
"JETER IS THE BEST LOLOL"
"1918"
"26 rings"
But they fail to realize that their past accomplishments don't mean shit now. They haven't won a ring since 2000, while the Sox have won 2 since then.
Yankee fans can keep on gloating about their 26 rings for now. But soon, their "loyal fans" will probably ditch them once their team continues to spend more and do worse.
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A group of people that I can honestly say I am, in fact, not jealous of. They seem to be perfectly willing to display their desperation for material possessions and total lack of self-confidence in that they need to fabricate it by way of owning big things to attract your attention away from their small package, which was most likely caused by the steroids many of them use.
And yeah, I'm a Sox fan. Problem is, you can't really refute what I say by saying I'm biased, because I admit the Sox are barely better-almost all athletes are shallow, materialistic assholes. But you notice the Sox are the ones actually taking some care of their fans and not charging $1250 a seat.
Pull your heads out, Yankees; in the end it doesn't matter if you're good or not. You're not curing cancer, you're just playing a sport.
The Yankees may have won more championships, but they're also brilliant choke artists. Man it's fun watching people hop on and off the bandwagon on a game-to-game basis based on if ARod can very gayly knock a ball out of a baseman's hand and expect it to work or not.
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The greatest franchise in sports history. Fans of this team respect the game of baseball and find no need to speak about the sexual prefferences of members of opposing teams. Fans of this team know what it is to win and thus know how to react to winning, unlike stupid non sports fans who claim they love the red sox.
Yankees rule, for once SHUT UP Boston
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a stupid MLB team that buys its world series and has players that if they get hit by the ball they cry and piss their pants to the ref.
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Dude #1: Hey dude did u see that Yankees player cry to the ref it was friggin hilarious?
Dude #2: Of course thats what the team always does.
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Dude #1: Hey that coach yankeed his team to victory
Dude #2: i know thats the only reason they won.
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(n.) A deregatory term for English colonists coined by the original Dutch settlers of New York. It is derived from the Dutch words "yan" - meaning "bumbling losers" - and "kee" - meaning "grossly overpaid."
Dutch Settler: Look at those foolish Yankees! They can't even field a ground ball!
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A Major League Baseball team from the city of New York. If you took all of the money that the yankee players make in one year it could choke a whale, however derek jeter could comfortably deep throat the wad of cash, and alex rodriguez at the same time. Bitter Yankee "fans" (who only like the yankees when they win) constantly say things like "Big Deal the red sox won ONE world series in 86 years we've won 26!" which translates from their native language of retarded to the english: "Im so fucking bitter because my team sucks balls now, I wish I never moved to new york from kansas and pretended I was always a yankees fan" Naturally they are jelous that Red Sox fans have consistantly stood by their team their entire lives, and actually enjoy winning a world series because they yankees rings mean nothing due to the fact that george steinbrenner bought their championships.
Red Sox Fan: WE FINALLY WON THE WORLD SERIES I CAN DIE HAPPY!
Yankees Fan: The yankees have won 26 world series', the red sox have only won once since 1918 ::insert 20 more minutes of useless bragging that means nothing because the sox won THIS year::
Red Sox Fan: Dude, I wasn't even talking to you, shut your filthy yankee mouth.
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