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Your bed on Sunday morning. Where you mattress worship.
The "Name" of the church you say you attend on Sunday morning, when the truth is that you are just sleeping in.
What you say to "friends" that want you to attend church with them and you don't want to hurt their feelings - "I attend St. Mattress by the Springs".
Bob: Hey-Wanna go to church with me? You do attend somewhere don't you?
Thom: Sorry, can't go with you, I attend St. Mattress by the Springs, but thanks anyway.
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The finest, non fee-paying secondary school for boys in south Dublin, providing 'the best education money can't buy' as quoted by the 'Independent' newspaper.
Despite the non-existence of tuition fees at St. Benildus, the school succeeds in producing students of the highest caliber who often further their studies at prestigious educational institutions such as Trinity College Dublin and University College Dublin.
Famous alumni include: Albert Einstein, Mick Jagger, George Clooney and James Joyce.
Boy: Dad, when I grow up I want to be a rocket scientist, an author and a solicitor.
Father: Don't worry son, that's why were going to send you to St. Benildus College.
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St Totteringham's Day is an event that has occurred every single year since the 1995-96 English Premier League season. Essentially, it is the day, usually happening in April or May, where it is mathematically impossible for Tottenham Hotspur (hence the name TOTTEringham) to finish higher in the league table than Arsenal - their North London rivals.
In the 2015-16 season, Arsenal shockingly passed Spurs on the last day of the season to finish 2nd. Thus, their fans celebrated St. Totteringham's Day.
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Do you go to St. George's School? It kinda sucks there.
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When you are giving it to your girlfriend doggy style, then secretly switch with your buddy waiting behind you, walk out of the house, then creep in through the window where she can see. (may require temporary blindfolding.)
The bitch cheated on me, so me and Tony gave her the St. Louis Switcheroo.
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An older definition of missionary sex with the woman on top.
"He had always preferred doggystyle, but his wife had always enjoyed Riding St.George."
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Ok, This Is The ACTUAL Mount St. Helens, so if your looking for a sexual definition, look again!
Mount St. Helens is an active-erupting volcano in Washington State. It began erupting lava in October of 2004.
Name: Mount St. Helens
Type: Stratovolcano
Age: 40,000 Years Old
Status: Active-Erupting
The Mount St. Helens volcano erupted again today. The ash cloud took out Air Force One.
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