After Shock

Right when you think you're done shitting, a long, thin turd flies out your ass and it stings like hell

"Shit dude!"
"What?"
"My ass hurts real bad from that after shock!"
"I hate those"

The after bar

When two individuals attempt sex after attending a bar or club while trying to pull the other from the ground. More likely to cause injury than orgasm

omg! Did you see that couple attempt to do the after bar

After Water

Water resulting from melted ice.

I drank all my water and then the ice melted. The melted ice tastes like after water.

Cashier And Graphic Design Turn You Into An Intern After Choking 《¤》.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cashier And Graphic Design Turn You Into An Intern After Choking 《¤》.

After 7:30

If it’s after 7:30 and you go out with a friend, girl sit in the car go out to eat it’s a must you get a act of the unusual

Let’s link up at After 7:30
Me: 7:30? Please don’t look good
When she’s looking good and you have to bag even if she’s the homie

Morning After Shot

A drink for the ladies, to be taken after unprotected sex. consists of equal parts grain alcohol, bacardi 151, and a crushed morning after pill. To be drank at the top of a flight of stairs. Push her down after she downs it.

I had unprotected sex last night, but I made her a morning after shot, so I'm in the clear.

After Holiday Panic

It’s like you don’t want there next year to come or if you celebrate Christmas you think of everything you want the day after

I’ve been experiencing some after holiday panic recently