Buff the Banana

Pete Dogg's word for spankin the monkey. Buffin ur banana is a very fun pastime wen ur extremely bored. Liam noes wat im talkin bout, he tapped himself dry once. And barnes, dont think no1 noes wat u luv doin wat CoD gets boring

"Buff it good"
"no i will not go to the deb with u hoe, i'd rather buff my banana the hole nite"

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sex with a banana

When a girl is too young/cheap/shy to buy a dildo, she'll take a nice ripe banana from the kitchen, and shove it up there.

ohmigod! im so cheap i dont have money! how will i satisfy myself! *grabs banana* sex with a banana!

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banana head

a person who speaks or acts stupidly as if there were a banana shoved into their ear and into their brain.

Did you see what Brian did yesterday? He's such a banana head!

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banana shake

A gesture used for commical effect in which a male shakes his pelvis so that his penis repeatedly hits his pants. Invented by a community college student in Pasadena, CA.

Bob showed everyone what he was made of with a banana shake.

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Banana phone

The catchiest song... EVER. By Raffi.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring... BANANA PHONE!

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99 bananas

Curious tasting alcohol distributed by Schnapps. 99 proof (49.5% alcoholic content per volume...or whatever). Not reccomended to drink any more than a 99 cents bottle you get at the liquor store counter. After finishing your mini-bottle, have some Malibu and Kool-Aid and just chill.

99 bananas tastes like a fuckin' banana, man.

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banana hole

A special hole on a woman who enjoys masturbation; a hole that is the perfect size to cram a banana. (peel banana prior to the fun).

"I wish he WOULD cram it in my banana hole already!"

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