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Masterbate until cumming, then stick your raining cheese into your spouses ass in fetal position. Fall asleep limp cuddle inside behind your cheese filled spouse.
It was a cold in late october, so we warmed up our sexuality with a brigham young chili bowl.
Basically it lives up to the name "ghetto gates". Many chicks think they have it all and there are many incidents over there. All covered up by the fat ass principal with her dumb ass smile. The teachers think they are basically equal to Elon fucking musk and treat the kids like shit. They spend all the tax money on stupid shit like a football field and an auditorium WHEN THEY ALREADY HAD BOTH. They have poor planning in school and stupid rules. For example: "if you are caught going to your locker before you get breakfast, you will get detention." A lot of white girls who think they are black as fuck and a lot of little thots and whores that have lost their v-card by 7th grade. Behold the one place on earth where the food has mold in it. Countless of times we've found mold and hair in our food. Racist teachers, and homophobic teachers as well. Send your kids to gates chili middle school :)
Kid a: "yeah I go to gates chili middle school."
Kid b: oh ISNT that where that girl got pregnant in 7th grade!"
Kid a: "yup."
when you drop a deuce on a hookers chest and then proceed to have sex with said breasts while talking like the Super Fans from SNL, the hooker is laying there eating cheese
"Dat broad is crazy! After two or tree road pops she'll let ya give her da old Chicago chili cheese dog!"
When you go to Taco Bell and eat everything off the menu, go home unload your shit into a nice crockpot and force feed to your Mongolian slave children
I did the hot spicy chili pocket technique on Fred’s wife the other day and he has no idea!
1. Passionless throat pounding until vomiting occurs.
2. Savage rectal plunder until a vomit-fecal slurry is achieved.
3. Perform furious mammory coitus.
I gave my old lady the old junk yard chili dog last night fellas!
It's when you take a shit and find whole bits of corn staring back at you. An especially chuncky turd filled with corn -- in theory, slow-cooked XXX chili could be replaced where XXX = peanuts, twizzlers, peas, etc.
After drinking 13 PBR's, I tried pushing a fart out but instead got a load of slow-cooked corn chili in my underwear.
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My Earliest Memory Of The RHCP's Is Buying One Hot Minute When I Was Seven And My Mum Taking It From Me After Hearing The Song "Pea" Sang By Flea. Little Did She Know Id Got My Bro To Tape It To Cassettte And It Has Made Me The Corrupted Young Obsessive Lady That I Am.
just one note from a song they wrote will fuck me where i lay...
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