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Yo can you hand me that Italian Screw Driver?
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Truck driver dick is when you're prick will only gets hard enough to barely penetrate, or semi hard
I was over served last night picked up a whore and had truck driver dick, best I could do is drive a semi.
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Sandwich made from a single piece of bread folded over so the contents don't fall out and makes it easier to eat while you drive.
Mom made me a truck driver sandwich to eat on my way to the bus stop.
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Often a woman, someone who puts their own beauty or wellbeing over others' safety.
Called a 'High heel driver' because it's dangerous to drive with high heels, but women often feel pretty in them.
1) I saw a car crash yesterday!
2) Really?
1) Yeah, it was caused by this high heel driver, she was going to a party.
2) What a bitch.
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An awesome sauce bus driver who, to most men, is highly erotic. That extra bit of flab makes him all the more epic.
Terry the bus driver: "Make sure you don't learn too much at school kids!"
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When you thank the person driving you to school or work, because you're super broke.
*thanking the bus driver
You: Thank you sir
Bus driver: No problem kiddo
*10 years later you have a successful family and a respected reputation as the president*
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