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Bad Movieitus

What you get when you go see a Movie that is just shit, and a complete waste of time.

Symptoms include: headache, sleeping, booing, anger, and Boredom. In some cases getting up and leaving has been known to occur.

If any of these symptoms pursists for more then 4 hours please consult nearest ticket salesman, manager, or employee to demand your money back.

I got Bad Movieitus when I went to see the movie adaption of Resident Evil.

by canuhearme August 6, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bad Shit

1. Weed spiked you nasty suff like kerosene.
2. The shit that a stranger gives you saying it's weed, when infact it's ethnobotanical (legal) shit.

- Dude, what the fuck is this shit?! I feel like shit!
- Man, I dunno... but it's some Bad Shit

by Ten_Hands December 10, 2011

27๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bad Call

When someone insults you with an unfunny or old joke.

John: What did you do last night?

Bob: Your mom!!

*awkward silence*

John: Bad call, bro..

by Skully222 April 22, 2009

27๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


bad weed

Of or pertaining to a negative or unfortunate circumstance. Often used to describe an object or event that inspires a sense of foreboding or despair.

Tyrone: "I just found out that I caught herpes from my cousin."
Jamal: "That's some bad weed, man."

by Dr. Smiles April 9, 2008

33๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bad beer

Any of a long list of beers consumed consistently from cans, usually offered from macro breweries for dirt cheap. Available in a wide rang of alcohol percentages, from the 3.5% in many lights beers, to such bad beer power houses as steel reserve, and high gravity weighing in at 8.1%. Bad beers are celebrated for their clutch delivery of a total enebriated state when consumed in mass quantity in a binge drinking situation. Contrary to what the name suggests bad beer is actually very enjoyable and refreshing.

Milwaukees Best is a quintessential bad beer due to its outrageous claims, watered down taste, over carbonation, and white trash appeal.

by BIG E of B-40 November 20, 2006

22๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


bad girlfriend

basically described by the band Theory of a Deadman in the song "bad girlfriend"

My Girlfriend's a dick magnet, My Girlfriend's gotta have it
She's hot, can't stop, up on stage, doing shots, Tip the man he'll
Ring the bell, get her drunk she'll scream like hell.
Dirty girl, gettin' down, dance with guys from outta town.
Grab her ass, actin' tough. Mess with her, she'll fuck you up.
No one really knows if she's drunk or if she's stoned, but she's
Comin' back to my place tonight!
She likes to shake her ass, she grinds it to the beat
She likes to pull my hair when I make her grind her teeth
I like to strip her down, she's naughty to the end
You know what she is, no doubt about it
She's a bad, bad girlfriend!

by iSleep May 18, 2010

37๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bad Melon

Melon that has been used previously for sexual purposes, usually a deep hole is visible for deviant practices.

Jacob: *searches through fridge* " Hey a melon!"
Josh: " Shit, no don't eat that, that's bad melon!"

by J-Pacey January 27, 2008

29๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž