Random
Source Code
Random
A gay jew that posses the nickname wheels, laughs very gay-like, and weighs over two hundred pounds.
Yo, that Wheelie Steve can suck my cock, that fucking fatass jew fucker.
10👍 8👎
Something homophobic Christians say to try and “debunk” gay marriage
God created the first man, Adam, and he was good. God created the second man, so he had a friend. His name was Steve, and he was good. God told them, don’t eat from the tree of g a y or idk. So they ate the fruit. One day, Adam went to Steve, and bent him over. “What are you doing!?” said Steve. “I wanted to see your butt.” Adam gently licks Steve’s butthole, up and down. “Ohhhh, yeah.” Adam thrusts his penis into Steve and Steve cries out, “Oh! It feels so good.” Steve stroked his own towering penis, but Adam grabbed it and lovingly caressed and fondled him. Adam shouted, “Something’s happening!” And Adam and Steve ejaculated at the same time.
19👍 15👎
Steve Jeltz was a professional baseball player in the 1980s; he is generally regarded as one of the worst baseball players in recent memory. This belief may not be truly justified, but I digress...
To say somebody is "the Steve Jeltz of (something)" is to say that that person is among the worst in his or her profession, while indicating to the listener that you have some knowledge of baseball history.
About three years ago, I was watching some shitty horror movie with a friend and fellow baseball fan. I became irritated with the remarkably stiff and unconvincing performance of one of the actors, which led me to remark that he was "the Steve Jeltz of actors." Immediately after I said this, that actor yelled "OHHHH NOOOO!" in a hilariously bad voice.
My friend began laughing uncontrollably because of the unintentional, but perfect, juxtaposition of these two events. Since then, we have often referred to people who really suck at certain things as being "the Steve Jeltz of (whatever)."
7👍 5👎
When you shove your hemorrhoid infested orange greasy asshole all over your best friend's face.
He was leaking to Axios, so he got Sloppy Steved.
4👍 2👎
A guy named Steve who is shorter or smaller than other Steves around him. Usually compensates for lack of size with speaking volume, confidence, and hitting the gym more than most. Also, known to drink more alcohol than his body weight would suggest is possible.
Damn did you see Lil Steve hit that bench press? He's getting pretty big.
Yeah, but he'll always be Lil Steve to me
4👍 3👎
The most bad-ass person ever, always the strongest of the group, and always picks the best friends (not including canon), also he has a HHUUGGEE Pee-Pee, and nice balls
Dang, Steve dominguez is strong!
4👍 2👎
A sexual myth where you shit in a pillow case and beat your partner in the face during intercourse
i had a great fat steve last night!
17👍 17👎