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colonel's burger

(adjective)

To be extremely excited/interested at/in something. So much so that one's face cannot hide a happy, joyous or excited expression.

Person A: "What's that you've got?"
Person B: "A new DVD player."
Person A: "Hey?! Let me see it!"
Person B: "Ahah! He's all colonel's burger at it hey?!"

by Cabji September 27, 2003


The burger scale

This scale is used to rate the attractiveness of a woman. Basically the better looking the woman the more undercooked burgers we would give her and hence she would get terrible diarrhea that we would smear all over ourselves and eat. Slightly attractive girls would get 1 or 2 burgers. Whereas really hot girls might get up to 4 or 5 burgers.

"Holy shit, did you see her? if I use The burger scale she would have gotten 5 burgers."

Sam: "How many burgers would you give kitty?"
Jimbop:"Well if i was using the trusty burger scale i would probably only give her about 2 burgers. shes no brad pitt."

by MartinFynch November 11, 2010


Ben Burger

An idiot who has no life sucks pp and loves nobody thinks hes cool cus he juuls but really is a complete idiot.NOT a good kisser sucks in bed is a fucking idiot. Complete dumbass who tries to suck his own dick but cant. HES A FUCKING MORAN

Ben burger sucked his own dick last night and doesnt pay child support.

by billy5294 January 08, 2020


You are a burger

The phrase Dirk says when he his opponent is a fat trash ass,motherfucker

Last night,Dirk Nowitzki said to Stephen Curry "You are a burger"

by ANIME_NOOB October 18, 2019


roethlis-burger

name of a food in a Pittsburgh bar

how much for a roethlis-burger
that'll be 4.95 sir
i'll have one of those
okay it'll be out momentarily

by ternce 2hwite4u January 04, 2008


Burger King

It's like that other very popular international burger franchise, but better. The taste is better, quantity is better, literally everything is better.

The only downside is that not every BK place grills their burgers in the same way. For example the one in my local neighborhood always outputs juicy whoppers with a strong flame-grilled taste, but the one further from my place is always dry and stale and lacking in flavor. So if you think BK tastes meh, that probably because you've only eaten at the bad BK places. Try eating at more locations, you'll soon be bound to stumble across a quality BK.

McDonald's: WHO ARE YOU???
Burger King: I'm you but better.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 01, 2021


burger planet

A legendary streamer and fitness model, who is known for bringing other streamers such as ice poseidon to fame.

Wow, burger planet? That's the funny, fit and handsome streamer who does not prey on handicapped girls!

by mkpk May 16, 2018