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Parker

A beautiful snowman that’s always there for people, always knows what to say, sings really well and is a blessing to everyone on earth. He is also an angel who tries to wear a demon costume but it doesn’t fit and his halo keeps poking out, and the strongest person on this big round ball of dirt and suffering

“Did you hear about what Parker did?”

“Yeah, they’re still trying to put the corpses back”

by K.A.M.I.K.A.Z.E. August 1, 2019


Parker

Parker’s are really funny and really really popular. They’re really pretty and everyone loves her. She is a really good person and a literal goddess of everything. Not only funny but super smart and good at sports.

Anyone: who’s that person they look so cool
Another person: that’s just Parker

by Eldood May 30, 2019


Parker

a ginger with asian eyes and no eyebrows. he only wears Nike, Under armor and Adidas. he also always chews gum very loudly and spits it in Mia K's hair.

"did you see Parker spit gum in Mia's hair?"

by Big Booty Lightskin Diva December 2, 2019


Parker

Parker:Is a sweet heart, When you get his number he will put you in his spell, then the chat dies down then you talk to him out of the chat. Then you play truth or dare for days they you talk non stop, you form a crush. Then he “has to tel you something” umm well there you go a free BF if he didn’t have a GF. You would think there would be a line but then he crossed it. Then I almost got blackmailed. P.S we had a whole conversation of if we would have sex if our life depended on it.

Girl: look it’s Parker

Me: well he’s not what you think, he more fun in the bed type.

by Ella wilbanks December 29, 2020


Parker

Parker's, Normally very Tall, Athletic, and Sexy. Girls call him the Long Dong Silver, He's very good in bed but only gets with the sexiest woman. Very good at football and very physical as well that's why the girls love him. Lastly Parker's are very hardworking and driven in life, They are one of a kind.

Man Parker is truly a unit< wish I was like him.

by The Beef Curtain Punisher April 12, 2024


parker

figure of sexiness. all the girls want him, he also has a horse cock.

Parker is so amazing i loved sex with him.

by niggertigger December 1, 2019


Parker

Parker is a nickname esp. in Ghana refers to a person who like ladies and later have sex with them , when he is done with one lady, he then park her somewhere and take another to have sex and park her too. That is his nature..and is inherited from his blood line.

Mr. Eugene friends called him Parker those day when he was working at Brewery.

by kojocedis September 5, 2019