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Shitbag street in linfield where all of the kids under the age of 14 have a mullet and smoke Marlboro reds. Best spot to get a blowjob though, since the common street whores there don’t have teeth. Meth is the drug of choice and sodomy is commonplace.
Redneck goober #1 “Yo dude we’re going to go down to Sacco road for a bag of crystal and a chewy from an old hooker.”
Redneck goober #2 “Fuck no I’m not going there, that road smells like moldy hot dogs.”
A notorious hang out for pedophiles
It's PlayStation night at Drift Road tonight better keep the kids indoors
A phone call made by a person who is bored during a long drive, in hopes that the call recipient will entertain him/her for a not insignificant portion of the journey.
I didn’t realize that Paul’s call was a Road Ring until he casually mentioned that he had 2 hours left on his drive back from the Hamptons.
Throwing a lit cigarette out of a moving vehicle onto the road.
My truck doesn't have an ashtray, make a road flare.
Car bound cunnilingus, oral sex performed whilst in a moving automobile; also colloquially known as road head
Hannah: “Do you want road gourd?”
Sam: “Yes but be careful on the speed bumps”
The opposite of an oreo, when a white person is more black on the inside but not to the point of being a wigger.
Jimmy just got back from a rap show, he's sure gone down that snowy road.