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Person 1: damn who's that green ogre over there he's so hot OMG
Person 2: OMG is that Shrek?!
Person 1: you're kidding
Person 2: AAAAAHHHH IT'S SHREK!!!
*people run over and ambush Shrek because he is daddy*
A very extremely hot green dude that is liked by everybody.you would fucking die if you look at him because he's just so hot.
The people who didn't die looking at Shrek is impossible because of shrek's attractiveness
Lao:I pour green pain on me.Now I'm green
Me:No,your shrek
shrek birthed jesus. he’s our lord and saviour.
— it’s sacrifice day
— well we better find a new born to
give to our master shrek