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The process of spreading your seed far and wide, such as going to distant lands and having sex with the attractive locals there. For example, Captain Kirk from Star Trek would get with all the alien women on their voyage through unknown space. As far as reality goes, this could involve just different continents and countries.
"I think I'll get a passport and go Captain Kirking for a few years."
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A middle aged man sitting in your back yard with a sleevless shirt, hair on shoulders, sunbathing the guns.
Beau: Dude drive by Franks house "The Captain" is out sunbathing again.
John: Captain No Sleeves at it again.
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holy fuck thats a giant forehead.You should be called captain forehead because you could land a plane on it.
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In sexual situations, especially those including 3 or more members, the sole individual appointed with the task of deciding if, when, and how each person's underpants (including their own) should be removed.
Although Isaac was the Underpants Captain, Zooey violated the rules by taking off her own underwear...so Audrey and Michelle kicked her out of the orgy.
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A 21+ good Samaritan who regularly uses the power of his/her age to obtain fun-fun juice for younger, less privileged souls.
Note: You can recognize a true Captain Alcohol when the nearest liquor store no longer asks to see identification because this person purchases alcohol so often.
Commonly shouted at 10:30pm, from the top of a 20-foot ladder, covered in paint, sawdust and holding a broken piece of molding: "Guys, have we assigned a Captain alcohol yet?"
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Captain Cum, is a Marvel super hero who sadly never made it to print. The star of Stan Lees wet dreams, Captain Cum wears his Cum Cape, and saves the sad lives of bored house wives by spaffing on their faces.
Captain Cums favourite affixing is Splodging, with beans not custard.
Cum captain is a super hero.
The world was saved again by cum captain in his cum cape.
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1. Anyone who gets overly intoxicated rapidly and winds up laying on the floor puking on the carpet before anyone else is even buzzed.
2. An Appalachian folk hero who's spirit hides in bottles of cheap whiskey waiting to possess anyone who consumes the liquor. Possession by Captain Shitty can be spotted by looking for the symptoms: heavy intoxication, singing off beat to the music, laying on the ground, excessive vomiting, loud voice, basic and outrageous shenanigans, and the use of the phrases "I'm not drunk," and "I love you guys", often mashed into one loud slurred sentence.
3. Your friends cousin who gets extremely fucked up on his first ever acid hit and a massive amount of shitty vodka at one of your acid parties and pukes all over the place and sends you into a bad trip since your contemplating a possible emergency situation on acid.
#1: I'mnotdrunkIloveyouguys!- pukes - Woooooo!
#2: Dude, shut the fuck up.
#1: That girls got a sweet ass. Like to. Fuck her. HEY!
#3: That's my girlfriend. You need to shut the fuck up.
#2: Fuckin' kids turned into Captain Shitty, don't listen to him.
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