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Great Falls High

Also known as "Ghetto Falls High" this school is pretty much vapenation. It's focused so highly of tradition that administration forgets that more than half it's students have a criminal record. The school is also full of horndogs. With a teacher fucking a student and a girl sucking dick by the third floor vending machine. Gfh sucks but you can fiend in any bathroom and see fights weekly.

I went to CMR cause Great falls high was too ghetto

by bigboibillybob December 26, 2018


great grand boss

your boss's boss's boss

Q: So who controls your group's budget?

A: My great grand boss, the Senior VP.

by jrjasdip November 5, 2010


The Great Meme Depression

Lasting from around May through June 2017 and on, memes have not been lasting and are low-tier memes. Most are normie-fied so the meme economy has been backed into a corner.

"Why have all the memes been shit lately?"
"It's because of The Great Meme Depression my dude."

by Megoa June 27, 2017


Great American Cookies

The place to get the best tasting cookies in the country, including Original Chocolate Chip, M&M, Sugar, Snickerdoodle, Peanut Butter, Double Fudge, Pecan Supreme, and many more. They also sell brownies, cookie cakes and cookie cake slices, Double Doozies, and some locations sell cupcakes and Icees. They are way better than their competitors Nestle. At one time owned by Mrs. Fields and now owned by NexCen, Great American Cookies became an instant retail phenomenon in 1977 when the first store opened in Atlanta, Georgia’s Perimeter Mall. Founded on the strength of a generations-old family chocolate chip cookie recipe, the company eventually set the standard for gourmet cookie sales in shopping centers nationwide. Their mission statement is simply: "Share the Fun of Cookies."

Kid at the Altamonte mall: "Yo I only got a couple bucks and I'm hungry..."
Friend: "Let's go get cookies from Great American Cookies. They're pretty cheap and they taste great."

by Jace555 May 2, 2009

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Alexander the Great was a Slav

Though this is incorrect, it's still a funny pisstake at any Greek person. As funny as "Constantinople is a Turk city" and "Macedonians were and are Slavs".

Alexander the Great was a Slav, so are the Macedonians.

by Shiine-1 August 29, 2022

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Great White Blumpkin

When someone receives a bumpkin in a snow storm, or simply a blumpkin in the snow where there are no available toilets.

I was ridin the slopes when I had to drop a deuce, so my girl and I turned off the run and I shit over a tree while getting dome thus, the Great White Blumpkin was born!

by Motown from Nevada December 9, 2009


The Great Galactic Wars

The Great Galactic wars were a conflict between the Reptilian/Draconian E.T's and the Lyrans, and the Galactic Federation that lasted millions of years, and ended millions of years ago. The war started because the Reptilians wanted to colonize the same planets and they encountered the feline race -Lyrans from Vega, Lyra constellation. The Reptilians wanted to enslave everyone in the Universe,Enslave Lyrans, and occupy them. But the war later became a war between the Light and the Dark, the Reptilians, supported the idea of Service to self while Lyrans-service to others. In that horrible times, many of Lyrans were brutally murdered, seperated, enslaved, but many good warriors also rose. The Reptilians were low-vibrational beings, they act like animals , make jokes about murder sometimes while fighting, and are ruled by their animalistic impulses. Throughout the war a few planets in the Lyra constellation were destroyed. Fortunely, the war ended , the Reptilians still aren't serving the light (some if them are and they rebelled) and are just neutral. Some of them are evil.

- did you fight in The Great Galactic Wars in your past life?
- Yes, I did. The war left a big mark on my soul and my personality. It's tearing me apart every day.

by t00c00lforscho00l March 22, 2022