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Boarding school

A place where Indian parents send their children to fucking die, and to get tortured by having no connection with the outside world and only study.

Indian mom: I am sending you to boarding school.
Indian child: NOOOOO WHY!!!!11!!

by uhhjustsomebody September 21, 2022


Juicing the boards

Working every angle; pumping away at a task

"We'll be juicing the boards at 7AM to get a vaccination appointment for you!"

by Evolvoed March 15, 2021


Cum-Boarding

The act of cumming onto her face and misfires into her nasal cavity resulting in breathing difficulties.

Cum-boarding is difficult to breathe through, but it was an accident.

by AshBash02156 August 7, 2022


boarding student strudel day

a day in which boarding students are turned into strudel

person a (day student): oh wow, will you look at that, it's boarding student strudel day!
person b (boarding student): *panics* *runs away*

by Asteria_Black October 12, 2021


Anal Boarding

When you give anal to someone who is underwater and trapped underneath a large pool floatie and cannot escape. It can also be used as a form of punishment.

"Waterboarding was too boring, so we decided to do anal boarding."

by popkxw May 5, 2024


tail boarding

Getting the crap between out of you by a smaller person.

yo check it out a midget is tail boarding linear

by colbyzach September 27, 2021


Board Game Whiner

Someone who complains about losing, rather than keeping a clear head and choosing to continue the game. Can be used to describe political debates, multiplayer video games, sports, and other competitive activities.

Person A: *disagrees with person B*

Person B: Youre a fucking asshole!! Are you trying to ruin freedom of speech??!!!!

Person A: Continues using their first amendment rights while Person B throws a fit.

Gym class fag 1: It's total bullshit that girls gotta do knee pushups

Gym class fag 2: Fuck this class! My moms gonna call the school tomorrow...

Gym class girl: Im gonna do full pushups because I feel like it...

Every gamer with 12 year olds in the lobby:

Fuckin' board game whiners...

by Sickofbullshit666999 July 14, 2017