When you eat so much red velvet cake you get crimson colored diarrhea and drag your anus across your SO's chest.
"Did you hookup with Stacy last night?"
"Yeah, I gave her a red carpet."
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A partener who licks a hairy vogina
i caught the two lesbians carpet bumping in the bathroom stall at burger king!
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This one cannot be done alone. You must first gather a bunch of your friends. Then you must find Sloptimus Prime. Once you have obtained Sloptimus tie her legs to the head board of a bed. Have all of your friends blow a nut inside of Sloptimus. The one who is the father 9 months fater looses.
Russ: I got bad new....Sloptimus Prime called, remember that game of Persian Carpet Roulette we played 9 months ago... looks like Doc is the father. Doc: But it looks like Mike. Randy: It kinda looks like Russ. Mike: Lets go on Maury and pray its not a freakish mix of all of us.
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The sexual act of going down to the Alabama Coast line and fucking a girl who has sand in her vagina
Andrew: Dude I can't understand why my dick hurts.
Brian: Didn't you just back from Alabama?
Andrew: Oh yeah Must be that Alabama Carpet Ride i got!
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The week that your period is. The week that all guys should just be nice to you since your pissy anyway!
Dang it I cant beleive its red carpet week!
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Having intercourse with a beautiful woman.
She's smoking hot.....I'd love to ride that magic carpet.
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Adverb- Engaging in vaginal intercourse with an untrimmed redhead.
My lack of fame does not prevent me from walking the red carpet every time I stick it in Ginger.
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