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Post Baby Body Disorder, or what is more commonly known as PBBD, is what occurs when a hottie gets prego and doesn't hit the gym after birth.
"Dang man, what happened to Melissa?"
"I think she has Post Baby Body Disorder. Her son is like 2 years old and she still looks prego".
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The inability to finish an online article due to the irresistable urge to click the embedded hyperlinks.
"Did you read the NYT article about Snookie's hysterectomy?"
"Dude, it there were 6 hyperlinks in the first paragraph. I've got attention deficit hyperlink disorder. There's no way I'm making it through that."
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The intense disappointment and lethargy experienced by students who have school after the promise of a big snowstorm
dude, we have a huge test today, why aren't you cramming?
Man, total post traumatic weatherman disorder
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When a person (usually an over-happy girl) laughs constantly in every situation. Is often diagnosed with Over Actively Smiling Disorder (OSD).
All of those girls suffer from Over Actively Laughing Disorder! They must have strong abs.
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When a person who has gone through a dramatic event and keeps on reliving them, AND yet not being concious about it. With the proper psychological treatment, the person can go through those memories again without reliving the actual events over and over for the rest of their lives.
For the sake of this example, we'll say that the patient is called Mark.
Mark is a 39 year old lawyer, who has been with his firm for 10 years. Mark was witness to a shotting from a robbery gone bad. Mark in the process of trying to help the person who got shot, he also got shot on the right leg.
Mark was taken to the hospital and discharged a few days later. He went back to work next week and never took some real time off.
Mark keeps wondering why every time he hears chimes, a sirens or a similar sound, he get edgy and sometimes scared. After the urging from his boss to go seek help from a professional, he finds out that he has Post-dramatic Stress Disorder (PDSD).
The reason why Mark reacts the way he does when he hears certain sounds, is because his brain associates those sounds with the ones that took place when he was shoot.
With proper treatment, Mark was able to move behond that, and has no problems now with sounds at all.
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A term used by many people jealous of the LAN, or often mad about something. Many people within the group of ALA are known as the CM's or "Cockmongers".
ALA: Dude, you're suffering from the cock craving disorder..
LAN: Yeah well you're just a cockmonger.
ALA: ...
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Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder, also known as OAPD, is an incurable disease that affects 1.2 million Americans. OAPD sufferers generally find the urge to stick random objects up their bums regardless of size or importance.
Rare cases involve small dogs and children and often times results in severe injuries for anyone/anything involved.
In the most severe patients, there seems to be an increase in OVPD (Obsessive Vaginal Penetration Disorder).
OAPD is not contagious; however, it is a habit that can be picked up by anyone at any age.
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Jarren: Hey Jasmine, have you seen my spanish book?
Jasmine: Um, no? Ask Tejada...
Jarren: I can see the spine of the book poking through the back of your pants; Danielle already told me about your Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder.
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Jarren: Wtf Jasmine? Where the hell is muh pickle at?
Jasmine: Why do you always look at me?
Jarren: Cause every time you fart, the room starts to smell like pickles. Have you taken your meds yet for your Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder?
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Jarren to family: Hey guys, I have a friend coming over in awhile... she's got a bit of a problem.
Grandma: What is it?
Jarren: Oh, its nothing much... we're just going to have lock up anything that could possibly fit up her butt.
Grandma: Oh my, it's that Obsessive Anal Penetration Disorder. It seems to get the best of us.
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