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Someone that faps you while you are sleeping with no regard for your consent!
A shady Jerk-burglar, burgled my penis in the night my dear, I'm afraid I can be of no service to you this morn! Pray for me!
My dear friend, you are a jerk burglar as I have caught you on film, but I forgive you! For ye are my All-Fren!
No Jerk January Is a month like No Nut November but you're not allowed to jerk or touch your penis (unless you need to piss)
I accidentally jerked on No Jerk January.
• To Masterbate in a holy or community church
• A person at church that ruins your Sunday's or that you really don't like.
If cloppin is for bronies, and fapping is for meme's, then Church Jerking must be for Christians!
An unwashed towel used to clean off jizz from your penis and/or bedsheets.
Aww shieet! I jizzed everywhere! Good thing I have my Jerk towel.
Someone who is extremely annoying. They are jerk head, jerk face, and jerk butt all at the same time.
My cat is such a jerk headfacebutt.
1. To beat off out of pure inability to contain ones sexual urges because you're an animal.
2. A masterful jerk session where one is forced to either beat off in undesirable situations or circumstances. eg. no internet.
1. Yo man, growing up in the 90's was a real hustle. We had no internet, dudes had to imagine naked woman, and just struggle jerk.
Katie was round for dinner the other night and complained that my cooking was shit so I put some jerk spice on her chicken.