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A name for a very special person who loves truthfully and honestly.
"I love you." "OMGosh! Your name is John Mark! You really love me!!"
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Any phrase spoken aload that has an unintentional sexual inuendo. Derived from the fact that everything John Madden says can be taken in a sexual way.
The following is a John Madden, spoken by the legend himself:
"Boy, there was some deep penetration in the backfield on that play!
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Star character of the Hellblazer series in the Vertigo imprint of DC comics, John Constantine is a British magus and one of the most important and powerful magicians on earth. Very cunning and decietful, his actions are usually selfish and have cost several of his friends thier lives. Has bumped heads with both demonic and angelic forces, not to mention pagan gods and entities. Also a chain smoker.
Not to be confused with his one-dimensional, Americanized and dark haired Keanu Reeves counterpart.
Jo: "Are you Constantine?"
John Constantine: "Yeah."
Jo: "You're a prick."
John Constantine: "Me secret's out then."
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The best musician ever. Period.
Ha, John Lennon is like 50x better then you will ever be!
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One of the most underrated actors of out day.
"John Cusack will never get the recognition he deserves."
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The great man who paved the way for action movies and was the inventor of the one liner.
Known to many as simply: "The Duke".
He starred in such great movies as The Alamo, The War Wagon, True Grit, and many, many more.
John Wayne could have worn high heels, a flowered dress, and makeup and still have been eight times the man you are.
"The other day, I ate four Baked Potatoes while watching a John Wayne movie. It was one of the manliest nights of my life."
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Anyone named John Luke is pretty much the most awesome person you'll ever meet. And he's great in bed, ladies. Aside from his good looks, height, athletic body; he's a lover not a fighter, but don't get any ideas cause he's also a fighter. He can put out a fire by simply telling it to go away. If you plan on staying in his bed yoga and stretching are recommended for your safety.
This can also be used as a verb for a sexual position.
"I got John Luked so hard last night"
"We did it Luke style"
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