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A Carolina Sand-Clot is when you are fucking a girl on the beach and you shove a handful of sand up her vagina.
"Sup Broski, my girl just let me give her a mean Carolina Sand-Clot ."
Every young male beach goer needs to know this! When looking at attractive females in bikinis sometimes you get a half chub. Sometimes a raging chub if you haven't recently cranked one out. The trick is you lay stomach down and dig a trench for your Johnson. This will effectively conceal your erection at the beach.
Male 1: "Hey bro, look at these fine as bitties in their bikinis! Its giving me rigor mortis in my pecker."
Male 2: "I'm gonna dig a hole in the sand haha."
Male 1: "Shit thats a good idea! Imma do the same."
1. A golf club, used for short shots and out of hazards (e.g., bunkers) in the sport of golf, which has acquired an oxidized patina or surface either artificially or in the course of its use.
2. A cunning reference to seemingly innocuous yet ultimately crude phrases, e.g.., rusty trombone, most often in conjunction with an apparent double entendre, often in mocking, tongue-in-cheek protest to the brackishness of the former.
1. Lots of golfers use a rusty sand wedge to increase spin and block glare.
2. I spent my afternoon slapping balls with a rusty sand wedge.
Noun: A deadly assassination move perfected by Argyle the Ghoul, stalwart manservant of Herbert Daring Dashwood, of Fallout 3 fame. The move consists of sneaking up on an unsuspecting enemy and, rather than stealing from them, giving them something of yours. Usually a live explosive device. Hilarity ensues.
I just got the Psychotic Prankster achievement for successfully performing a Shady Sands Shuffle!
Pants exploded: 1
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People who believe Covid19 conspiracies and refuse to believe in the severity of any Global Pandemic. Sand People become very confrontational when asked to wear a mask or social distance themselves from others.
Sand People believe that every illness, is just a flu with a clever name the government uses to strip away freedoms and when confronted with facts about death rates they respond, "Do you know how many deaths the seasonal flu causes?"
Person 1: "Hey man are you going to Karen's beach party this weekend?"
Person 2: "No. It's too dangerous with all the Sand People."
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You find a girl and take her down the beach. You fuck her and then you dump your man paste inside of her, kick sand in her face, and run like hell, never to be seen or heard from ever again.
I found this chick at the club, took her down to the beach, and gave her the sand trap.
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1. fuck off
2. piss off (chiefly British)
3. git! (chiefly Southern)
4. take a hike
5. get lost
6. go fly a kite
7. go away
8. leave me alone
9. mind your own business
10. poof be gone
11. slither back into the dark slimy pit from whence you come
Telemarketer: May I interest you in ...
You: Go pound sand.
Collection agency drone: Our records indicate that you owe XXX. Should we expect a check or a money order from you?
You: Go pound sand.
Boy: I'll change. I really will. Please baby I promise.
Girl: Go pound sand.
Late person: Hey that seat's mine.
Punctual person: Well you're late. And this isn't assigned seating.
Late person: But I always sit there! <Pouts.>
Punctual person: Go pound sand.
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