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sex

the meaning of life.

dude, i had sex last night. i guess i can die happy now.

by zombie fucker May 17, 2008

34๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


sex

Great pleasure of all between the two genders. A male's penis pleases females alot by sticking there penis in and out of the vagina alot over and over, sticking the testicle into a woman's mouth to suck on, or stick the penis up her ass. For a woman: She lays on a bed etc. and let the men touch anything. Then she would lick the penis giving pleasure. Pleasure is reached when your sex-mate moans. Then both of you would lose your virginity.

The hot, great, sex lasted a dat because Ryan kept sticking his penis up Kathleen's vagina with great pleasure. They moaned alot. Then Kathleen laid spread-eagle on a bea with only her lacy black bra and red panties. Ryan took off evrything on him and her and started licking her breasts, and with his hands he kept tickling her vulva having fun. This was repeated.

by Sexy thing June 4, 2005

38๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sex

What I want for Christmas!

Last night, I had the best sex I ever had in months!

by Ulfbehrt December 12, 2013

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sex

when a man starts to wank his DICK! and slaps it on the woman's ass and then sticks it in here then the male would cum (spunk) inside her. sex can also be done by 2 males or 2 females. when you cum in side someone you would normally use a condom, but I wont :)

man: want to have sex?
woman: ok, only if you cum in me

man: want to have gay sex?
man: ok no protection is needed

woman: want to fuck?
woman: ok but don't forget the dildo.

by Mr Taliban July 2, 2014

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


sex

when a dude sticks his dick in a girls pussy. nuff said? nope! he pulls it in and out, in and out, in and out, untill the girl says to stop. and when she says to stop he doesnt. he cums in her. she gets pregnant, kicked out, etc. dude leaves girl and her life becomes a living nightmare.

-boy and girl have sex-
girl-dont cum in me!
boy-too late.
2 months later
girl- im pregnant
boy-bye

by AnnaleighxCore;; February 24, 2008

70๐Ÿ‘ 77๐Ÿ‘Ž


sex

the most searched word on this website

only people who can't get any sex look it up on urban dictionary. because i mean, masturbating to badly written stories? lol you are such dickheads -.- go watch some porn at least.

by uhaveseriousissues July 5, 2009

37๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


SEX

an act of which a female trusts/loves a man enough to allow him to penetrate her, and degrade herself and her reputation.

Usually ends in tears and heartbreak, due to the fact that men cannot love, and only know that of penetration, not sex.

Woman: "When I had sex with him, I was only wanting to make him happy. I cared for him so much that I gave everything I could to him, and he left me.."

Man: "What? I don't see the problem"

*-___-*

by reinabella October 17, 2014

13๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž