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The Standard motions in most Internal Combustion Engines. Also the best way to treat a man.
Suck
Squeeze
Bang
Blow
My engine is a 4-Stroke.
Or...
I gave my BF the good ol' 4-stroke.
The act of jacking off.
My mom just told me my grandpa died while having a stroke, and I busted out laughing.
The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area
The trucker was stroking it blind since it was dark
The act of parking in a dark or dim lit area
“Dude, where were you?”
“Sorry, I had to be careful as I was stroking it blind”
when something is so easy you can (theoretically) stroke-off while completing the task.
Wife: how was your first day?
Me: the first day was peace of cake, it was stroke-dick easy!
When a man takes a fresh baked potato and thrusts his dick in it
He got 3rd degree burns on his dick after doing the heat stroke
Something I get too close to having every fucking summer.
Usually comes with mosquito bites and back to school crap.
I don’t get what summer does that makes these people so happy. All it gives me is mosquito bites and heat stroke.