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houl the bus

"Hold on a brief moment, won't you, sir? I must check my bearings"

See also: "Wise the bap"

Emer: "Here, Billy, I've somethin to tell ya"
Billy: "Yes Emer?"
Emer: "Oh, Billy, I'm up the duff!"
Billy: "Houl the bus, I only rid ye last night"

by cosmicSTRESSHEAD September 24, 2006

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bingo Bus

Public transport phenomenon.
Buses between 9:30am and 10:00am. When the commuters have all gone to work, the fares are reduced and the blue rinses and concession cards flood the system en route to the Bingo halls, charity shops and coffee mornings.
During this time it is usual to expect 10 minutes at each stop on the route as every single passenger either stops to discuss the weather with the driver or takes an age to find there concession card. Going anywhere by bus between 9:30am and 10am is likely to take twice as long as any other time of day!

- Crap, What time is it?
-- 10am, why?
- I got on the bingo bus without realizing! This journey is going to take forever!

by martinbc November 21, 2012

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bus Driver

When you bang a girl doggie-style, grab her pig-tails and move them back and forth like you have a big bus steering wheel in your hands. Proceed to make vroom-vroom noises and don't forget to honk the horn.

I was bored banging this girl, so I gave her a bus driver last night.

by too_tall December 17, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


school bus

A large orange-yellow vehicle for students who does not know how to take a public transit like a city bus, drive, doesn't have car pool, or doesn't have any form of transportation. This big annoying vehicle has bad supension and gives a headache. Always sticky on the inside and hot. Plus the driver always turns on the radio up too loud. AKA. The Losermobile

Ken lost his liscence and does not know how to take a city bus so he has to take that headache (school bus) to school.

by Rinard September 16, 2005

26๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


jumping bus

This word was created by a girl who was trying to tell a story when a smartass decided to correct her. When the smartass was done correcting the girl warned him to watch out or something bad will happen... the boy ignored her but then the girl warned him to beware of jumping buses headed towards his window... again he ignored her... until it was too late. He died from being crushed by a jumping bus.

This definition is dedicated to Pretty Tsimiliar, the smartass who died from being crushed by a jumping bus. Rest in peace y'ass!

Erika: "Jon, I hope you get squashed by a jumping bus!"

----OR----

Erika: "Watch out for that jumping bus!!" "... sissy"

by Sunshine... May 31, 2004

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


hentai bus

Harry McDonough's life dream

The hentai bus is coming into town tomorrow better break out the old tarps

by A large number 7 meal October 30, 2013

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


chicken bus

A schoolbus that has been retired from its academic duties in the U.S. to go face a long, slow death in Latin America. Often painted garish colors and includes numerous religious icons, including the Virgin Mary, displayed prominently within the bus in an effort to reassure passengers. The emissions from one chicken bus equal that of four tractor trailers. Chicken buses often carry chickens in addition to other small livestock.

I only had four sucres left so I couldn't afford the good bus. I caught the chicken bus back to Quito.

by zabazuve-ha June 22, 2007

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž