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A short, chipped/missing tooth bastard who stumbles upon society whistling dixie.
May also go by: Chip, Chippy
Have you seen Eddie? That Snaggletooth bastard owes me money.
A sex pest who rubs up a little too closely for his own sexual gratification, often when hugging female friends.
Often, sausage bastards find themselves quite lonely because of their tendencies.
Nigel hasn't got many close friends. He's made a name for himself with his sausage bastardry.
somebody who is suspect, open to controversy and an all round shady person.
somebody really intense in nature and character.
dude, I'm not sure about that guy, he seems a bit of a weighty bastard.
I hate that guy, he's such a weighty bastard.
A creature of significant fuzzy fur whom is a little shit bastard that you love dearly.
Petey your such a fuzzy bastard! I just love you so much!
When you always find a way to get horny or always ruin the mood with a horny/dirty joke. Everything you see or hear even if its something nasty trust, you'll eventually make yourself horny asf just by hearing or seeing smth.
People talking in the inside of a room
Person: Eavesdropping
People: Like yeah, there was this cockroach in my fucking kitchen, That shit was huge man
Person: *Gets a boner and starts jacking off*
*door opens* Boy: What the fuc-
Many weeks later the boy was known as a Horny Bastard for jacking off to a not so normal conversation
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He’s a fink bastard for lying to her about him sleeping with her friend after saying he hadn’t.
Uncle bastard (noun ) mean, evil,and heartless.
My uncle bastard stole the family inheritance after grandpa died died .