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An offensive slur for owners of Quotev accounts with messy, cringey profiles.
“OMG, a Carrot just followed me.”
Orange little shit penis or a ginger
You eat carrots and you kick gingers
Dildoe
Yes my new carrots arrived
Bf:oh you got new didoes
Yes they are so good!
Carrots are kind people. Most of the time. Carrots enjoy eating carrots.
Carrots like imagine dragons tooooo much
Carrots are great
Person 1: whose playing ID?
Person 2: Carrot *sighs* it’s 2 am
"Loads of money 'cause I'm arrogant
Riding with Lola Bunny 'cause I got carrots" - Chief Keef
Long vegetable. Orange. Very tasty in a soup.
1: Can i have carrot soup?
2:sure.
Now pull back briefly from the dripping streets of Ankh-Morpork pan across the
morning mists of the Disc, and focus in again on a young man heading for the
city with all the openness, sincerity and innocence of purpose of an iceberg
drifting into a major shipping lane.
The young man is called Carrot. This is not because of his hair, which his
father has always clipped short for reasons of Hygiene. It is because of his shape.
It is the kind of tapering shape a boy gets through clean living, healthy
eating, and good mountain air in huge lungfuls. When he flexes his shoulder
muscles, other muscles have to move out of the way first.
Carrots are good for your health