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A way some gamer's hold their controller, using their index finger to hit the A,B,Y,X / X,Triangle,Circle, Square buttons on their controller rather than their right thumb.
Billy's so legit with his Gamer's Claw
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A Gamer who bitches about game mechanics which they don't like. This often occurs when they encounter a strategy which they failed to consider, a character they view as overpowered, or a map they see as advantageous to the opposing team (Though none of these points need to be legitimately valid, as they tend to bitch about everything). 'Bitch gamers' generally have difficulty admitting they lost a game from being beaten fairly, often blaming anything and anyone they can before admitting fault.
"Have you played Starcraft with Martin, I countered his cheesy ling rush and crushed, I said gg, he called me a protoss powergamer... What a bitch gamer."
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when one has achieved a higher power then they can understand. if you are an epic gamer consider yourself to be a god
look at that girl carleigh she is not an epic gamer.
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Gamer cheese is the legendary food that only the most epic of gamers can produce. The snack is made within the foreskin of a true gamer and may often be mistaken for smegma. But only the realest and most swag of all gamers can recognize the true form that in which gamer cheese possesses. The taste of the cheese is different between every gamer. The inner workings behind the production of this cheese is unknown the the world's greatest minds, but all that is known is that in order for a gamer to make the cheese, the gamer must be; epic, a virgin, and must not be circumcised. If any of these is not present, the snack of the gods cannot be.
God: Man I sure am hungry.
The Humble Gamer: *Scoops hand into foreskin to get some gamer cheese
The Humble Gamer: Here my Lord. My cheese.
God: *Eats cheese
God: I thank you for the chance to consume a gamers cheese. I am forever grateful.
The Humble Gamer: Your welcome my Lord.
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A person of whom's awesome gaming abilitys are blessed by God himself.
"That is the difference between you and I Silver the Hedgehog, I'm a Alpha Gamer."
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Facebook user who wastes inordinate amount of time on Flash-based games. Such games typically have cute anime characters with huge eyes and tiny mouths/bodies.
Social gamers enjoy hours of useless tasks such as clicking endlessly to gain game points or "money" (such as coins, gold, jewels, etc.). They even spend real money on non-real (digital) game objects such as pink tractors or green polka-dotted pets.
Social gamers seem also to delight in annoying the heck out of non-gamer Facebook users who get constantly bombarded with requests to help out with their farm, island, pet, etc. (Or maybe they're just totally unaware how much the constant requests annoy other users.)
Social gamers clutter up Facebook with lots of useless updates and requests.
Without social gamers a lot less time would be wasted on Facebook.
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An extreme misogynist and involuntary celibate who absolutely despises minorities and/or non-whites with his entire being. These individuals rose to the surface of the gaming community around 2015 during the gamergate media explosion, which targeted sexism and enforced progressivism in the gaming community.
Typically a male, he believes in a jewish deep state conspiracy and that gamers are the most oppressed race to have ever existed. They like to gather at conventions and take part in a cult called gang weed where they hail a deity who takes the form of the joker from the batman franchise. They are very easy to single out from a crowd since they will always weigh over 220 pounds (100 kilos). any individual who does not conform to the aforementioned cannot call themselves a true gamer.
guy 1: "Did you hear about jimmy last week? He was arrested for brutally beating his wife, and he'd been hiding it all year."
guy 2: "Holy shit dude, no, not at all. I thought he was a pretty nice guy, but I guess he's a true gamer now.
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