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kids say 'matt damon' instead to saying 'god dammit' when they're around adults cause it kind of sounds similar.
teacher: "Ok class, we are having a pop quiz!"
student: "Matt Damon!! I knew I should have stayed home sick today!"
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Matt Jones is a former University of Arkansas Quarterback who is now a wide reciver for the Jacksonville Jaguars. He was aquired as the 28th pick of the 2005 NFL draft. He was the most atheletic player in the 2005 draft and will be a superstar in the NFL.
me: dude, did u see Matt Jones run all over them fuckers from texas and auburn and Ole Miss and Mississippi State and Florida and everybody else.
friend: fuck u.. Eli is better
Me: u see matt jones 1 handed catch against the falcons in the preseason? what about his first touchdown against pittsburgh
friend: fuck u i like micheal vick
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someone who is extremely intellectual and manly beyond belief commanding the respect of many individuals
guy 1 - dude he's so Matt-Lynch
guy 2 - lets back up a little
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the most attractive, sexy, intelligent, delicious guy you will ever meet. He has what it takes to get what he wants from anyone. you should search out a matt robertson. they are hard to come by.
OMFG that was matt robertson,
we have to go say hi!
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An asian scooter kid who can whip at speeds reaching 150MPH, if ones ankle is to be caught on the whip it would probably be torn out of its sockets and thrown across the ground.
13 year old scooter boy ( born 1996 jan 7 ) who has a friend sydian ( look him up ) .
scooters down school hill reaching an unbelievable speed of 100mph, takes off a roof of a passing car and soars threw the air in slow motion. landing in a group of gypsies killing close to half of them. still flying down the hill covered in blood and smiling a smile larger then krillen's own streak he jumps off a hobos lunch box knocking it into a pit of toxic waste and lands in the gibsons harbor, he rises out of the water to find himself surrounded by a number of attractive teen aged girls. matt shoji
oh yeah
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a total badass, a state of being (badass)
That guy went Matt Koppinger on his ass!
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Defined as any reasonably good looking male from Canada.
These people generally love Gossip Girl and are recognized by their stubble. They have a strange fascination with giraffes and when asked to say something random, often reply with "I'm gay."
Guy 1: Hey
Guy 2: (eek) STFU I'm watching GG! -rubs stubble-
Guy 1: You're such a Matt Clark.
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