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When you get a handjob from someone who’s hand is covered in glowstick juice
“I got a mini-glowfuck last night from that rave now my dick is stained neon green.”
A smaller than a horse, bigger than a pony.
How do you say mini horse in Spanish?
A stick of weed, usually Thai Buddha. Named after notorious Redcliffe drug dealer Minnie Simmonds, also called Marijuana Minnie, who controlled the drug trade on the Redcliffe Peninsula in the 1970s. Also called M2 or more commonly a mini.
Justine: Hey bro, can you slide a Marijuana Mini my way tonight?
Dealer L: Sure Juzman. Come on over at 6 and I'll have some M2 ready to go on.
Justine: Sweetness
1- A short mommycation that takes place during some portion of a day; typically less than 24 hours.
2- An inexpensive mommycation that takes place during some portion of a day
1- While my kids were at school, I had a mini-mommycation at my favorite spa!
2- During my baby's nap time, I grabbed my fuzzy slippers and my favorite magazine for a mini-mommycation!
A mini hoe is a midget women that is a hoe
Hey you mini hoe wanna go for a midget spin
A variation of mini golf in which the player with the highest number of strokes wins. Widely considered by professionals to be the superior version of the game.
Tiger woods is an expert at African mini golf in spite of his incessant cocaine usage.
The name of a small turd that roams your bathtub when you fart too hard in the tub and it accidentally comes out.
What took you so long taking a bath?
I had a hard time catching the mini sub that came out when farted in the tub.