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Shitter's rights

One's inalienable, universal right to shit wherever one pleases, whenever one feels the need. Shitter's rights are based on "nature's call" and thus cannot be withheld by any restaurant, coffee shop, hotel or other establishment who tries to claim that toilets are supposed to be for customers only.

Not to be confused with "squatter's rights," which is one's right to live somewhere that has been abandoned. Though one can surely claim both shitter's rights and squatter's rights simultaneously. After all, you have to squat to shit so you're already halfway there.

Did you see that woman at Tim Horton's who dropped her pants and took a dump right in the coffee shop then threw the crap at the cashier? She got denied toilet access so she claimed shitter's rights!

by Dr Crapper May 20, 2018


ash right

Meaning, that is right or correct.

Ash right baby you’re cute as hell.

by Your maddddd yourrree maddd.69 April 11, 2020


Winners rights

The right to pot the remaining balls on the table after winning a game of pool.

Dave: Well played, fancy another game?
Sean: Yeah, after my winners rights

by Sean2829 July 10, 2016


right-ish

Doing the right thing just to impress people but not meaning it.... Or
Pretending to be righteous outside but opposite outside

Sasha: your right-ish behavior may just lead you to losing victor if you don't show him who you really are.
Lucy: he's mine already

by afro_niq February 14, 2014


M't Right

Means to get things back on track.

" I know that I messed up but I promise I can m't right.

by ZhuZhuSteve1 April 7, 2022


right-sized

A category of residential designs that have 701 sq. ft. to 1000 sq. ft. of area.

The need for energy savings, combined with the high cost of housing, necessitates a shift to right-sized housing in the future

by Mrs Ingleton August 24, 2019


Extremely Right

When someone is not just simply right, they are unmistakably right.

Captain... you are 'EXTREMELY RIGHT'

by Lucas L****K February 15, 2023