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A place to buy alchohol but only when you phone doesn't register piss shop
Wan't me to grab u some vodka from the Puss ship
A term from the shipbucket community, used for when someone completes a ship your working on before you do.
Sammy:Only a few more hours and my mega super Kaiser-Wilhelm battleship will be complete
Pacmatic: Unfortunately I've completed it. It looks like I've done a bit of ship sniping.
A huge cargo-vessel powered by many oarsmen.
(from an old "Tracy Twins" cartoon in "Boys Life" magazine; the twins are imaging what it might have been like to paddle a Viking longship)
First mate: Well, boys, I have good news and bad news for you --- the good news is, the captain has allowed you all thirty minutes for lunch!
Rowing crew: And what's the **bad** news?!
First mate (reluctantly): Uhhhh... the bad news is that after lunch, the captain wants to go WATER SKIING!
(And of course, the crew would be none too pleased to hear this, since it would take the term, "rowrow ship" to a whole new level --- imagine how frenziedly they would have to paddle to move the ship fast enough for someone to actually water-ski behind it!)
(n.) Fucking on the same day you get into a relationship.
i lwky just had same day shipping with that guy i had a crush on
Someone who steals a ship u tried so hard to gatekeep, alternatively: Nikita
-Did you see Nikita today?
- That ship stealer? No
- Thank god
Refers to careless package-delivery methods where said parcels receive multiple hard thuds on cement and/or gravel during their journey; sometimes da carrier may not even have da courtesy to actually stop his vehicle to give you your box, but instead will simply toss da package out da door of his van at you as he's whizzing by; extra points if he also propels it off da running-board wif a boot-bunt, for good measure.
Jim Carrey demonstrates da classic act of drop-shipping in da opening moments of "Ace Ventura --- Pet Detective", where he purposely abuses da carton of assorted crockery on its way to da slovenly deadbeat-ex's apartment, resulting in incredibly beat-up cardboard and a harsh rattly jangly sound dat obviously indicates dat everything got broken inside.
Refers to da deplorable practice of not even bringing yer mailpiece to yer doorstep; da lazy-a** delivery-van driver merely leans out his window and dumps yer package at da roadside.
Ace Ventura took da concept of "drop-shipping" to a whole new level, in dat he not only repeatedly allowed da box of crockery to fall on da hard pavement, but he also forcefully bunted said unfortunate cardboard carton long distances and slammed it into walls and doors, so dat da box and its contents were totally "battered 'n' shattered" by da time it reached its "a**h**e" recipient.