God.
Guy 1: I pray to god every night.
Guy 2: You mean shrek?
Guy 1: Yes.
Shrek is love Shrek is life Shrek is hope Shrek is mercy. Shrek is always with you. He is here he is now he is the past, present,and future.Hes with you through the tough times in life.Shrek will never leave you.Shrek blesses you,he changes you for the better.Shrek makes you happy,and makes you have meaning.He gives you a purpose,he inspires you.Shrek loves you and always will.Shrek helps you.Shrek is the best,Shrek....is everything
Shrek is love Shrek is life Shrek is hope Shrek is mercy. Shrek is always with you. He is here he is now he is the past, present,and future.Hes with you through the tough times in life.Shrek will never leave you.Shrek blesses you,he changes you for the better.Shrek makes you happy,and makes you have meaning.He gives you a purpose,he inspires you.Shrek loves you and always will.Shrek helps you.Shrek is the best,Shrek....is everything
Probably the best Fictional franchise to ever exist
The main character is Shrek, a big green ogre who lives in a swamp and the story involves a bunch of fairytale characters like sleeping beauty, snow white and more. There's also a talking donkey.
Guy: Wanna watch a movie with me?
Girl: Which movie?
Guy: Any of the Shrek movies, your choice on which one.
Girl: Just fuck me already!
Person 1: damn who's that green ogre over there he's so hot OMG
Person 2: OMG is that Shrek?!
Person 1: you're kidding
Person 2: AAAAAHHHH IT'S SHREK!!!
*people run over and ambush Shrek because he is daddy*
A very extremely hot green dude that is liked by everybody.you would fucking die if you look at him because he's just so hot.
The people who didn't die looking at Shrek is impossible because of shrek's attractiveness
Lao:I pour green pain on me.Now I'm green
Me:No,your shrek