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after-market items

Refers to da usually-overpriced crappy-a** merchandise dat remains unsold subsequent to a gala celebration, holiday-bash, or other one-time/seasonal sales-event; said goodies can often be had for very little or even free, if said products' vendors were just going to toss it in da dumpster or have already done so.

You can often pick up after-market items for next to nothing if they have "gone stale", either because they are actually perishable goods and thus are starting to no longer be saleable after the sales-event is over, or because they are season/event/holiday-related (such as spring-gardening accessories, Independence-Day ephemera, personalized wedding-trinkets, Valentine's Day candy, etc.) and therefore would no longer be of interest to most buyers. If you know a creative way to make use of said sundries, however --- like if you can chop up flashy decorations to use as glitter, re-label imprinted items to use for another purpose, pass out random items as party-favors to open-minded/good-humored folks who don't mind the "invalid-to-the-event" nature of said baubles, etc. --- then by al means, knock yourself out... just be careful that you don't allow said gleeful foraging turn into a free-food fiasco, whereby you gluttonously gorge yourself on all kinds of refined/sugary/salty crap that's been discarded, and which therefore is indeed totally "up for grabs" but would not be healthy to consume in large quantities, especially if you are on a diet to lose weight or otherwise needing to watch your calorie/carb/sodium-intake.

by QuacksO August 13, 2019


Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex

in a whole mess of pain, referring to how a gay man's anus will probably be very unbearable pain-wise after he, does the dirty.

"My God is your bone sticking out of your head? You look Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

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aftering

aftering = combination of the words morning and afternoon. itโ€™s meaning is when you are unsure if someone is awake during the morning or the afternoon you say โ€œgood aftering!โ€.

Charlie: Good aftering! Ahaha.
Mac: Charlie what the fuck did you just say?
Charlie: Good aftering?
Mac: What in the hell does that even mean?! God damn it Charlie itโ€™s like everyday you say some dumb shit like this.
Dennis: Now Mac.... that word is hitting my ear very nicely I may add..
Mac: You know Dennis youโ€™re right.. As mine.
Charlie: Are you kidding me, Mac.

by otogaris June 2, 2022


Aftering

To pursue someone or something.

He was aftering me and I couldn't escape.

by Flipineng wordsmith August 10, 2024


hanker after

Usually what southern folk say when they are lusting after something

I'm gonna hanker after those hush puppies if I have things my way

by hankeredout September 28, 2013


Diddy after party

Worse than a diddy party

I hope there's no Diddy after party ๐Ÿ˜Ÿ

by Kevin corun September 21, 2024

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The after-party

1.When you continuously stimulate a woman's clitoris after you have both climaxed, adding torturous pleasure to the mix.
2. When you continuously stimulate a man's penis after you have both climaxed, adding torturous pleasure to the mix.

He may not do foreplay, but he definitely enjoys the after-party.

by SlySkyFox August 27, 2023