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A drink for the ladies, to be taken after unprotected sex. consists of equal parts grain alcohol, bacardi 151, and a crushed morning after pill. To be drank at the top of a flight of stairs. Push her down after she downs it.
I had unprotected sex last night, but I made her a morning after shot, so I'm in the clear.
It’s like you don’t want there next year to come or if you celebrate Christmas you think of everything you want the day after
I’ve been experiencing some after holiday panic recently
Word-by-word literal translation of Polish idiomatic phrase "po ptokach", used to express the finality of a typically-unlucky event, i.e. something that can no longer be changed.
Steve: "Did you hear that Bill is going to confess to Ann today?"
Mark: "Too bad, it's after birds."
Steve: "Why?"
Mark: "Ann met some dude on Tinder yesterday, and they're planning to get married next week."
Adj. You go to snort a line of dope and you blow it everywhere.
"I couldn't snort the rest of the line because he exhibited after-blow." complained Julie with a frown.
Right when you think you're done shitting, a long, thin turd flies out your ass and it stings like hell
"Shit dude!"
"What?"
"My ass hurts real bad from that after shock!"
"I hate those"
This shouldn't get accepted
This word shouldn't get accepted after it's reviewed
Lasting results after an especially good genital mashing
I still can't go back into public yet, I've still got after-wood