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The irreparable harm inflicted on modern civilization by the Fat Race, or, the race of humans who carry enough excess fat to be classified as obese.
I was exposed to the scourge of the fat race when an airplane passenger who sat next to me was overflowing into my seat and cutting off my circulation.
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When two girls get really wet and drag their pussies across bedsheets to see who can leave the longest pussy juice line on the sheet.
Typically both girls would be next to eachother either on their stomach or on their backs. Each girl would grind their pussy into the bedsheet while moving upwards toward the end of the bed in an attempt to leave the longest trail of pussy juice. When the juice drys it will appear shiney and slimy as if a snail had crossed the bed.
I had two girls over last night in my bed and they had a snail trail race.
Having violent and severe shits that is the consistancy of small solid turds exiting your body at what seem like the speed of light.
I ate mexican last night and as soon as i got home there was a Japanese Racing Mouse peeking its head out. metior ass
When you drink a double dose of Nyquil and begin to masturbate to see if you can finish before you pass out.
I woke up this morning with my dick in my hand after drag racing the sandman last night. That fucker wins every time!
The action of a dog scratching his/ her asshole on carpet
The dam dog did a chi chi race across the carpet and left a skid mark
A car race, often held in conjunction with a demolition derby, e.g. at a county fair. The cars are junkers. The drivers are blindfolded (yes, blindfolded). There's a second person in the back seat of each car, the "mother in law", who shouts directions at the driver. "Gas!" "Left!" "Brake!" Hilarity ensues.
They're going to have a mother in law race at the fair this year! Whooo doggy!!
Someone who drives race cars professionally and has no fucken clue what they are doing on the track.
Someone who's Daddy payed for them all the way though the levels of racing and doesn't know how to actually race.
Racer- "Why are they beating me on the straights"
Crew-member - " Because you are a non-racing-fuck who doesn't know how to drive a damn race car."