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As you begin your travel to the closest bathroom because you have to take a shit, start pushing to see if you can shit in the toilet before you shit your pants.
Guy 1: Hey bro, wanna hang out tonight?
Guy 2: Aw shit man, I can't. I failed the suicide shit and I fucking shitted my pants!
A really hot guy that's always high and everyone knows him.
Aren't you suicide daddy??
A coffee drink, cold or hot, accidentally dropped in a crowded area that hits 3 or more people and also hits the person who dropped it.
I had a suicide starbombing moment at the mall yesterday, wrecked my new shoes.
One who chooses to have unprotected anal sex with an HIV positive recipient.
Mark Perrott is a despicable suicide bummer
The act of committing suicide with the intention to get back at your parents for making you feel like a dissapointment.
I can’t believe his parents were so clueless on their bad parenting that he had to commit an infuriated suicide for them to realise
Basically go to sleep without putting an alarm.
Who knows how long you’ll be asleep, 30mins........4 hours? Who knows, it’s dangerous and I like it
Johnny played Suicide Sleep last night, missing the bus and getting a beating from his mom
“What did you do Johnny to miss the bus?”
“Suicide Sleep Mom”
*beats the shit outta him*
A specific combination of fountain drinks from a fast food restaurant that entails 2 parts Coke, 3 parts orange Fanta, 1 part Dr. Pepper, 1 1/2 parts Sprite, and two dashes of that Hi-C juice that’s always there (possibly lemonade if one is at a Chic-Fil-A or Raising Canes)
“Hey man I’m going to get a refill. You want one?”
“Yeah sure, can I get a Suicidal Mary?”