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he said: Do you honestly think you're fucking funny, fucking with my friends? Seriously, you're a fucking ugly little cunt mate, and if I ever see you i'm gunna slit your fucking face wide open yeh? You're a fucking angry little fucking spastic.
that one mad Australian guy in cod says toxic shit
THE number one frogbio fan!!! (AKA THE ONE AND ONLY... LESBIANFORKYOKO!!!) (AKA ME)
"are u the number one frogbio fan?"
"who else would i be????"
When two distant objects perpendicularly come together to join up and flow parallel with each other for a while. Can be referred to as twin flames. Not meant to travel at the same time but get interconnected for reasons unknown. All things will be revealed in the end. Mental clarity.
Woah, did you see those two trains, I thought they were going to collide but instead they timez-oned together and chugged on the same track!
The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."
It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.
Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!
When you take a shit in one push due to time constraint.
punch a grumpy
You are doing something for a true friend, and you wouldn't think twice. “You’re a real homie” so if you do it for a real one it means you’re doing it for a true homie lol
I bought you an oreo shake, I'm doing it for a real one.
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To bust one in one...This is the phrase used to describe a highly dangerous sexual manoeuvre which usually involves two people.Firstly, there is extreme stretching of the rectum and sphincter area of one of the two involved. After this initial stretching of the "asshole",the other participant shoves both penis and hand into the gaping hole and proceeds to masterbate excessively inside the rectum tearing the sphincter up horrificly causing a high degree of anal tissue damage. Of course if the stretching of the rectum is big enough more than just one person can bust one in one at the same time...
WILSON- Hey moe, fancy going upstairs stretching my sphincter apart with pliers and busting one in one?
Moe- I thought you'd never ask...PRESENT THEM