Put the Bounce on Her

To try to flirt with a female. To Put the bounce on someone can be to both sides of gender, it also means to finger someones arse so hard it bleeds continuously.Mainly used in Lurgan, co. Armagh

John:Did you put the bounce on her last night ??
Paul: yeah she bled all over my good jacket and my mum slapped me hard for having fanny blood all over me

Amanda:He put the bounce on me last night and now i have trouble walking

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Rewiring Her Remote

A Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulator, TENS unit is a nifty gadget that gives varying patterns and levels or low voltage current and can be modified for lots of sexual uses. A typical battery-operated TENS unit consists of a pulse generator, small transformer, frequency and intensity controls, and a number of electrodes if you choose to try needles as probes then get real hypodermics not sewing needle.you can basically rewire a woman's nerves with this thing.

" I got home and there wasn't crap on TV..so I got Maddy to lay over the arm of the couch pulled her panties down and probed her anus... zapped her with the TENS..and her anus rolled up like a donut... Rewiring Her Remote to zombie was..Lots better then that sad ass game.

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plugging her stinkhole

simply put, anal sex, or putting your dick in her ass.

"yeah man, it was great, and before i knew it i was plugging her stinkhole."

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Beyoncé her ass

The silent, deadly body language that screams “get off my man, beeetch!”

That one time a rando female celebrity put her hands on Jay Z’s chest, and Beyoncé came walking up like “Bitchhhhh,” but never said a word. Beyoncé gave the look if pure death and rando exited stage left... sorry, ran for stage left.

She said she was in love with my boyfriend and I responded “omg you’re so cute!!!” I had to Beyoncé her ass directly after and added my hair flip of death to top it off

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Juice on her haunches

When a girl has some curves on her thighs and buttocks.

Daannng that girl has got some juice on her haunches

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flicked her midget

When a woman masturbates by flicking her clitoris.

Kimberly laid on her bed as she flicked her midget thinking of her lover.

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giving her the D

Very straight forward expression used by men when hanging with other male friends about what he is going to do with a new girl he has met after meeting up. So basically a reference to having sex the D standing for Dick.

"Going out later on definately giving her the D ;p"

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